Sardine: Fish Finger

Lightweight, breathable, and printed with a fake dictionary entry that's more accurate than it has any right to be — this white crewneck tee illustrates a wiggling, questionable finger with stink lines and defines the joke below in bold no-nonsense type. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic fit make it comfortable for anyone who's never met a groan-worthy pun they didn't immediately repeat to a stranger.

Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, comfortable feel - Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar for shape retention and stability - Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only - DTG/DTF-printed artwork with Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced materials.

Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors.

Snarkasm - Where Empathy Ends and Sarcasm Begins