Dahmer's Diner

Serving up dark humor with a side of deeply questionable taste, this white crewneck tee features a retro diner-inspired “Dahmer’s Diner” design finished with the perfectly disturbing tagline, “Lickin’ Fingers Good!” Bold red vintage lettering, classic restaurant graphics, and a joke that absolutely should not be on the menu make this one for anyone whose sense of humor left polite society several exits ago. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic fit keep it comfortable, even when everyone around you suddenly loses their appetite.

Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, comfortable feel - Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar for shape retention and stability - Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only - DTG/DTF-printed artwork with Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced materials.

Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors.

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