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Lightweight, breathable, and printed like a royal decree from someone who's had enough — this white crewneck tee dresses up a modern threat in mock-medieval script, signed "—Findouticus" for that unmistakable stamp of authority. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic fit make it comfortable for anyone who prefers their warnings dressed in Old English and zero mercy.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, comfortable feel - Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar for shape retention and stability - Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only - DTG/DTF-printed artwork with Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced materials
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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